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Vol. I  ·  No. 38Est. 202614–20 September 2026

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GENERAL  ·  Lead story

True if Big

Good morning from Noah’s Ark in Eastern Turkey! A few updates: Radar Scans have found 3 layers beneath the surface of the formation, within those layers, there are chambers, corridors, organized patterns and tunnels consisting of perfect right angles. (Genesis says that God told Noah to build the Ark with 3 floors). Scientists confirm the formation is 💯 NOT geological. They say, and I quote, that it is a “man-made object” (one agnostic scientist said he thinks it could even be a space ship? lol) No bedrock has been detected by even the most advanced scans (the same kind the U.S. Military uses to detect 50 meters from the surface. Biggest arguments by skeptics (who have never even been to the site) all claim the formation is bedrock, which we can…

19 September · By PDJ

DYSTIL  ·  HVALOR14–20 September 20261

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